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‘Sexy’ Sermons & Naked Germans

Holy Wienerschnitzel! A Florida church is in hot water over a how-to-have-great-sex seminar it’s conducting while the clothing-conscious Swiss are trying to prevent happy German tourists hiking in the buff.

According to Florida Today, The New Hope Church in Melbourne is holding an ongoing seminar called “Great Sex for You.”

Over 20,000 fliers were mailed to local households, asking “Is Your Sex Life A Bore?” and inviting them to “learn how to have the Great Sex that God created you to enjoy!”…

A Pregnant Woman, Two Bears & an Atheist

This is a true story.

After being chased by a bear and hit by a car, a pregnant Colorado woman said she would honor the euthanized animal by giving her baby the middle name “Bear.”

Ashley Swendsen, 26, Swendsen said she first spotted the bear as it was coming out of a creek…

Pissed Off Payoff & Dirty Money Laundering

Is it better to be pissed off than to be pissed on? Ask this Oregon man who paid a $206 traffic ticket by sending a plastic bag filled with coins and urine to the courts.

Speaking of dirty money, the Associated Press reports that another Oregon man, described as “foul smelling” was arrested for money laundering. It seems this guy who smells like cow manure goes into a bank…

Cult Movie: Blood Waters of Dr. Z, a Very Fishy Film

Holy Catfish!

Here’s a clunker of a film that definitely deserves the current honor of being the 4th worst movie ever made.

Made in 1975, Blood Waters of Dr. Z, aka ZAAT, tells the weird tale of Kurt Leopold, a disgruntled former Nazi scientist who’s spent the last 20 years devising a plot to avenge himself against everyone who has ever mocked his work. Dr Z’s final solution? He turns himself into a giant walking catfish…