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Holy Wienerschnitzel! A Florida church is in hot water over a how-to-have-great-sex seminar it’s conducting while the clothing-conscious Swiss are trying to prevent happy German tourists hiking in the buff.

According to Florida Today, The New Hope Church in Melbourne is holding an ongoing seminar called ”Great Sex for You.”

Over 20,000 fliers were mailed to local households, asking “Is Your Sex Life A Bore?” and inviting them to  ”learn how to have the Great Sex that God created you to enjoy!”

So what’s the big deal?

Well, it seems the church is holding the sex seminars in an elementary school auditorium and the school board is pissed, calling the whole thing “obnoxious.”

“We believe the type of advertising used is not appropriate for students to read in any elementary school,” says Mark Langdorf, the school district’s director of risk management. “If it is inappropriate for the students, then it should not be used to advertise any event held at an elementary school in Brevard County.”

Hold on there, says the church’s Pastor, Bruce Cadle:

“Sex between married believers is a holy activity. It’s not a dirty activity. It’s not a shameful activity,” Cadle preached. “It’s a holy activity. And the Bible is so clear about this. But it’s still hard for us to get it.”

The school board is reviewing the church’s lease.

Meanwhile, the Swiss have their knickers in a twist about German tourists strolling around the countryside without their lederhosen.

Known to the Swiss as “boot-only hikers,” scores of naked naturalists have been hiking their heinies off up and down the Alps because there was no law against it.

One Germany-based website says,  ”abandoning unpractical clothes enables a direct contact with the wind, sun and temperature.”

Umm.. OK.

Finally fed up with encountering free-roaming winkies, one Swiss hamlet has taken matters in hand, so to speak, voting last Sunday to ban naked hiking.

From now on, anyone caught hiking au natural will be fined 200 francs (about $160) for baring their bratwurst in public.

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Sundry Stuff:

No Apologies: The Truth About Life, Love & Sex [VHS]Designed to bring balance to the issue of teen sexuality by promoting self-respect, responsibility, marital fidelity, virtue, and self-control, this video program is infused with the Christian world view and speaks to the value of saving oneself for biblical marriage. 30 minutes.

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